Decameron: There Has Been An Awakening [VII/5]
A FLAMER’S REVIEW OF YOUR LEMONY REYLO FANFIC
podracer98
chapter 8 - Jun 18
I literally cant believe I read this far! What a waste of time! This sucks so much I have no idea what I just read! You obviously don’t know the canon because even as AU this makes no sense! Srsly wtf? The TFA interrogation scene that you made into some BDSM fantasy was ridiculous but because of all the probing puns I thought maybe this was going to be som kind of dub-con crackfic but now that I’ve read the TLJ Reylo Force bond fucking scene I literally cant! It’s like you only watched the movies and and think they are Jane Austin romances and didn’t bother looking up any other cannon Force bonds! I suppose Yoda and Dooku were Force bond fucking to! Sick as fuck!
When I saw that this had so many faves I figured I’d give it a try but now I think that everyone telling you how great it is and to keep writing must just be old sad and lonely cat ladies like you! Just fucking kill yourself now!
This is so obvi a PWP I don’t know why you even tried with any of the other story parts! Honestly you should have just gone all in and focused on more hardcore themes like anal and gore to actually get readers attention! OG fans don’t even care about Reylo anyway! If you’re so desperate for attention do the UST for L/L or even L/L/H! There aren’t enough of those!
Your obviously such a jackass that I shouldn’t even waste my time telling you how much you suck! The only thing you got right was making Kylo Ren beat his lightsaber when he was mad at Rey until his Jedi strength and the Force scarred the walls of his room. I’m not a Jedi but as a dude that’s how angry your writing makes me so I understand how he feels! NEVER WRITE AGAIN!
Decameron is a newsletter recounting the 14th Century set of quarantine tales for 2020. Read the original story.
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