Decameron: Wife Guy [VIII/1]
I own the best law firm in the tri-state area, my wife earns $200,000 a year making ginger bread houses, and we will never hire a US Veteran
im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
ive signed a 1 Month Pact w/ my wife which grants her the right to viciously berate me online, as long as she watches & supports my Stream's
ive heard from a reliable source that people arre putting their lips on to my girl friends avatars and going "muah muah muah." cut it out
soaking weekly circulars in my own blood and sending them back to Shop-Rite, to teach them a lesson about enticing my wife with bargains
Decameron is a newsletter recounting the 14th Century set of quarantine tales for 2020. Read the original story.
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