Decameron: Your Full Potential [III/8]
Dear Ferondo de Tuscany:
Congratulations on becoming a member of the PURGATORY™ family! We’re thrilled to have you join the team. This email marks your official establishment as a self-employed small business owner, setting out to make your fortune the PURGATORY™ way.
What is PURGATORY™?
We’re leaders in self-care, spiritual positivity, and high quality bath and home products. We embolden you to sell products you love-- and to spread that love to your friends and family. The sky’s the limit when it comes to having success with PURGATORY™.
Our promise
We want you to discover products that make you happier, healthier, and more confident. We promise to always provide products of the highest quality. And we want to reward your hard work, too. You’ll earn PURGATORY™ Bonuses for business growth, PURGATORY™ Incentives for reaching key milestones, and, of course, PURGATORY™ Bucks on the margin of every PURGATORY™ product you sell¹.
What’s next?
With the receipt of this email, you’re now an official, uninitiated member of PURGATORY™. Becoming an initiated member requires a few extra-- but easy!-- steps.
Add your sponsoring PURGATORY™ representative as an account holder on your Bank Accounts. This will enable PURGATORY™ to directly deposit your earnings into your account².
Look out in the mail for some PURGATORY™ vitamins heading your way in the next few days. Consuming these is a PURGATORY™ family tradition. Don’t be surprised if you feel lightheaded for the next several days and afterward see transactions you don’t remember making on your bank account: these are common side-effects of the detoxifying cleanse produced by the vitamins.
Get cracking on your first key milestone: One year of PURGATORY™³!
Family-owned
When our leader, The Abbot, founded PURGATORY™, he had a clear vision: helping people reach their full potential. He wants you to make a better life for you and your loved ones. So get ready to get out there and get earning!⁴
Yours,
All of us here at PURGATORY™
[1] All earnings withheld until you have achieved Key Milestone #1: One-year membership in PURGATORY™.
[2] No deposits will be made until you have achieved Key Milestone #1: One-year membership in PURGATORY™.
[3] Required before any earnings can be granted.
[4] after one full year of membership in PURGATORY™.
Decameron is a newsletter recounting the 14th Century set of quarantine tales for 2020. Read the original story.
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